re: Clemson fan here

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We are more like the classy uncle who married into the family that tries get the hell out of Thanksgiving as fast as possible. We do have some cows which is probably why Chick Fil A keeps picking us. By the way USC is in LA, SCar is in Columbia and if you ever get a chance to go there make sure you are up to date on your tetanus shot and have a hand gun, and if some alcoholic starts talking to you just look at his collar, his name is Steven, and take him back to his owner whose name is Mr. Mangus. They cheer for a cock, we cheer for a tiger. I think you guys can figure out where the identity issues are. Anyway looking forward to drinking with you guys in a few weeks.

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That's the best you could come up with?

The bottom line is Clemson beat us a lot before WWII so they do own the series against us. But for USC folk, it's Culture vs. Agriculture. If you ever need directions to Clemson just go North til you smell it and West (East for you LSU guys) til you step in it. Clemson has an overrated offense that pads stats against shite ACC teams and caves when playing good D's. They bought their only National Title and have lost 4 in a row to us in embarrassing fashion.
If USC is in California and Carolina is in Chapel Hill then who the hell keeps beating Clemson???