re: I commit to stay in my seat in Tiger Stadium until the clock reads 0:00.

If the traffic isTHAT big a problem, why do you go to the game at all?
It's interesting to read the posts of those who run into the stadium, asbsorb all the pleasure of the experience as fast as possible and then, forever fearing that if they stay in just a LITTLE bit too, long, they'll regret it later . The fear of remianing too long spoils the whole experience for them and those who accompany them.
This fear / obsession speaks volumes about the sex lives of thousands of male LSU fans who leave Tiger Stadium before the game is finished.

I want the names of their wives and girlfriends.