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Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:33 pm to
Posted by The312
I Live in The Three One Two
Member since Aug 2008
6967 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:33 pm to
I am going to be berserk. Insane. There is a 74.56% chance I will lose my voice, a 54.04% chance that Thor will descend from Valhalla and annoint me a demigod of noise, a 35.6% chance that my liver will fail, a 19.11% chance that I become a legend, a 13.42% chance that I will enter a RBV fueled fugue, a 7% chance that I will afflict nearby female fans with quaking orgasms through the sheer virility of my third down cheers, and a 2.89% chance that I will just straight up die.
This post was edited on 10/22/12 at 4:35 pm
Posted by LSUTGR1
KANSAS CITY
Member since Feb 2009
227 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by FleuryNipples
Member since Apr 2012
2869 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:58 pm to
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19.11% chance that I become a legend

A nude streak across the field followed by an escape via a jet scooping you up with a sky hook like on The Dark Knight.
This post was edited on 10/22/12 at 4:59 pm
Posted by LAtiger777
Tigerland
Member since Sep 2012
100 posts
Posted on 10/23/12 at 3:03 pm to
What's the percent chance we get to hear neck? I think heads might explode if the band played it
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