LSU vs. A&M: A Tailgated, Highly Offensive Preview

The last time us Aggies were in the company of you purple and gold, we were serenaded with an S! E! C! taunt-chant as we dejectedly filed out of Jerryworld. Now, filled to the brim with corndogs and kool-aid, we shall meet again in much friendlier territory to taunt-chant each other into submission. It's time to take a trip down the rabbit hole, and as the Mad Hatter likes to say, "Oh yes mustard! That'll do... Mustard? Don't let's be silly. Now lemon, that's different..." LET'S DO THIS.

Here's the full, early effing morning kickoff preview.