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re: The Official Aggie Jokes Thread
Posted on 10/15/12 at 5:47 pm to Armymann50
Posted on 10/15/12 at 5:47 pm to Armymann50
The huge corn-fed Aggie decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.
"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
"Of course I can run," said the Aggie. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.
"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"
The Aggie hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.
"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
"Of course I can run," said the Aggie. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.
"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"
The Aggie hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
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Posted on 10/15/12 at 5:48 pm to Armymann50
A&M's football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits.
"Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn into linemen."
"Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn into linemen."
Posted on 10/15/12 at 5:59 pm to Armymann50
Aggie 1: "Hey, did you hear their is a case of hepatitus going around the dorm?"
Aggie 2: "Awesome! I'm getting tired of Bud Light."
Did you hear about the Aggie million-dollar lottery winner? He demanded his dollar back when he found out he'd be paid in installments.
An Aggie decided he wanted to take up quail hunting, so he went to one of the top breeders of bird dogs around. The breeder obliged the Aggie by lending him one of his prize bird dogs for a trial hunt. When the Aggie returned to the breeder, the breeder noticed the Aggie had not killed any quail. This piqued the breeder's curiosity. The breeder asked if there was a problem with the dog. "Well," the Aggie said, I'm not too impressed with this dog. Every few yards the dog would come to an abrubt stop, pull one paw up into the air, stick out his tail, and stare at the ground completely motionless. However, after beating him a few times with a stick, I broke him of this habit!
Aggie 2: "Awesome! I'm getting tired of Bud Light."
Did you hear about the Aggie million-dollar lottery winner? He demanded his dollar back when he found out he'd be paid in installments.
An Aggie decided he wanted to take up quail hunting, so he went to one of the top breeders of bird dogs around. The breeder obliged the Aggie by lending him one of his prize bird dogs for a trial hunt. When the Aggie returned to the breeder, the breeder noticed the Aggie had not killed any quail. This piqued the breeder's curiosity. The breeder asked if there was a problem with the dog. "Well," the Aggie said, I'm not too impressed with this dog. Every few yards the dog would come to an abrubt stop, pull one paw up into the air, stick out his tail, and stare at the ground completely motionless. However, after beating him a few times with a stick, I broke him of this habit!
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