re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Cersei is going to die in King's Landing, and it's going to happen in TWoW. Like I said, George stated there's going to be quite a few people sit the throne before the series' end. Tommen and Cersei are screwed. Poor Tommen and his kittens .

Whenever Faegon takes King's Landing, I think the Martells are going to pull a Tywin and the Sandsnakes and Darkstar will kill Myrcella (assuming Darkstar didn't kill her in AFFC and that she was just severely injured instead). Ellaria Sand was right; they're no better than the Lannisters. All the people involved in killing Elia are dead, but the Dornish are really can be really stupid/hot-headed and not think things through like the Iron Born. Not sure how that fits with the Valonqar prophecy, but all of her children would therefore be dead before her and her tears would swallow her before the Valonqar chokes her to death. I still think that Jaime is going to kill her and it's going to be a great death scene, no doubt. But I still think Jaime is going to outlive her and not die until ADoS.

Cersei's storyline is basically finished. We just need the trial to happen:

-Lancel will be the Champion of the Faith
-Robert Strong will kill Lancel with no problem
-Sometime after the fight he'll be unmasked as the monster that Bran dreamed about in AGoT
-Trial will be voided
-Not sure what happens to Margaery but I don't see the Tyrells just twiddling their thumbs if she's pronounced guilty
-Perhaps when Faegon and co sack King's Landing Cersei will light up the Red Keep in the remaining Wildfire caches
-Somehow Jaime will be there and upon finding out that Cersei poisoned Tommen with Essence of Nightshade or Tears of Lys, he'll kill her
-Jaime will survive and somehow escape KL; not sure how, but he will
-Unless Arya uses her Faceless Man skills to pose as Jaime or Tyrion

-Hound will come out of retirement and defeat Robert Strong sometime after all of this happens