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re: Mitch Hedberg
Posted on 7/8/11 at 3:44 pm to Nick Papa Georgio
Posted on 7/8/11 at 3:44 pm to Nick Papa Georgio
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Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way, right? "Prices and participation may vary." I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! And blankets!
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I've had the AIDS test four times. And that shite is scary, doesn't matter what you've been doing. So I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore, I get the roundabout AIDS test. I call up my friend Brian and say "Brian, do you know anyone that has AIDS? No? Cool... cause you know me."
This post was edited on 7/8/11 at 3:46 pm
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Posted on 7/8/11 at 4:24 pm to Kingwood Tiger
"Swiss Cheese is the only cheese with holes."
"You have swiss cheese on that sandwich?"
"Every now and then."
"I was writing my dad a letter and wanted to put 'I really enjoy being here' but I put rarely instead. I didn't want to toss the letter out. So I put 'I rarely drive steamboats dad' There's a lot of shite you don't know about me. Quit acting like you do."
"frick, I think I just missed half that joke."
I think he was just as funny when he fricked up his jokes.
"You have swiss cheese on that sandwich?"
"Every now and then."
"I was writing my dad a letter and wanted to put 'I really enjoy being here' but I put rarely instead. I didn't want to toss the letter out. So I put 'I rarely drive steamboats dad' There's a lot of shite you don't know about me. Quit acting like you do."
"frick, I think I just missed half that joke."
I think he was just as funny when he fricked up his jokes.
This post was edited on 7/8/11 at 4:30 pm
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