re: Best Aggie Jokes

This aggie's girlfriend finally agreed to go all the way. Lacking any sexual experiences with human females, he was a little nervous when she demanded that he first go to the pharmacy to get some condoms.

The aggie went up to the counter and asked the pharmacist, " How much for box of them rubbers?"

The pharmacist replied, "Ten dollars" and the aggie proceeded to put a ten dollar bill on the counter.

Then the phamacist said, "No, that will be ten and eighty cents total."

The aggie replied, "But you said it was ten dollars!! What's the extra eighty cents for?"

"Tax", said the pharmacist.

At first the aggie looked confused, but then smiled and said, "Oh I get it now!! You know I always wondered how those things stayed on!!"