Media quotes on Miles = Ouch

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Miles’ succeeding on the gridiron is akin to someone in his 60s winning the lottery. You can congratulate him on his fortune, but you can’t say that it resulted from his careful planning

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Has any 5-0 college football team in history, ranked 12th in the nation, ever been ranked No. 1 by Comedy Central?

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Miles reminded an observer of Kim Jong-Il, North Korea's mad man dictator, suggesting Dooley's mistake in getting penalized for having 13 defenders on the field was his decision to respond to LSU's chaos with chaos of his own.

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"Miles'' has become a verb, as in: "Be careful you don't Miles that finish.''

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he might as well wear a Curley Hallman mask the rest of the season on game days. No, wait, make that a Gerry DiNardo mask, because he’s uglier

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Instead of game tapes, I think he sat on the couch last night and watched some other inferiorly coached teams play.

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They say it’s better to be lucky than good. But it appears that it’s better to be Les Miles than to be lucky. This guy didn’t just make a deal with the devil to sell his soul, he gave the great horned one a killer back massage afterward just to make sure the deal was good and sealed.

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