The fast food restaurant scene from Super Troopers:

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my frickin' cola before I break VOUS frickIN' LIPS!

Anchorman:
Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

and a seriously great movie-Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin-The Untold Story:

Chris Griffin: Mom! Look at me!
[jumps in pool]
Chris Griffin: How was that?
Lois Griffin: Your third somersault was a little sloppy but what do I know, huh? It's been so long since i qualified for the Olympics.
Chris Griffin: You were in the Olympics?
Lois Griffin: No, I got pregnant with Meg and couldn't go. Now I'm Pro Choice.

[on the red carpet at the premiere of the movie]
Tricia Takanawa: And here comes David Bowie! David, what brings you all the way to...
[Bowie puts his finger against her lip]
David Bowie: [seductively] Shh! Just you shut your mouth...
Tricia Takanawa: [suddenly speaking excitedly with a thick Japanese accent] OH,MAKE LOVE TO ME, ZIGGY STARDUST!
[She drops to her knees and clamps onto his leg]
Tricia Takanawa: I take you home, I make you fish bowel soup! Fish bowel!
[cut back to the Channel 5 studio]
Tom Tucker: [businesslike] Thank you, Tricia, for setting your people back a thousand years...

Diane Simmons: ...And that's it for sports. Now, let's go to Ollie Williams with the Adopt-a-Pet of the week.
Ollie Williams: [holding a small puppy] Who wants this dog?
Diane Simmons: [cut back] Thanks, Ollie. And now, let's go to Peter Griffin with "Ya Know What Really Grinds My - "
[Tom Tucker appears]
Diane Simmons: Tom, what are you doing? You don't work here anymore.
Tom Tucker: Well Diane, I have an exclusive story. And I... can't figure out how to check my e-mail from home.
Ollie Williams: [off-screen] Did you check your TCP/IP settings?
Tom Tucker: Yes I did, Ollie.
Ollie Williams: [off-screen] Enable cookies?
Tom Tucker: Yes, Ollie.
Ollie Williams: [off-screen] You want this dog?
Tom Tucker: No thank you, Ollie.

This post was edited on 6/21/10 at 10:04 am