Swedish soccer player slide-tackles a wall...

i made a lot of hard, unneccesary tackles as a CB. just let 'em know what the frick is up early and you turn them into groveling pussies after a few crunching defensive maneuvers

then you've never tested the limits of your manhood. one time I was walking down the street and decided to slide tackle a metal bike lock fixture. bent the frick out of that mother fricker. dusted myself and walked on, prob. got my dicked sucked off later

but for serious, whoever designed that field should get a swift kick in the nuts every day for the next year for doing nothing about a big stonemass that borders the field, or at least the touchline.