Cowboys Christmas songs

"There's No Place Like Home (For The Postseason)"

"Blue Christmas"

John Lennon's "Happy Xmas (Season's Over)"

And the classic "I Saw Jerry Firing Coach Phillips"

"I saw Jerry firing Coach Phillips
underneath the video board last night."

But wait! There's more! You get additional favorites, such as:

"Losin' Around The Christmas Tree"

"Garrett The Red-Haired Coordinator"

"Draft Picks Are Comin' To Town"

And, of course, "Let Us Blow, Let Us Blow, Let Us Blow"

"Oh the schedule that's left is frightful
Yet our revenue stream's delightful
And since it's all that we know
Let us blow, let us blow, let us blow."

And don't forget the timeless classic "Loser Bells"

"Loser bells, losing team
Hear them ring, see them lose
It's Christmas time here in Dallas."

Also included:

"Jingle Fail Rock"

"Do You Fear What I Fear?"

"Roy Williams The Slow Man"

And "Wade's #$@% Roasting On An Open Fire"

"Wade's #$@% roasting on an open fire
Jerry shopping for a nose
Playoff chances getting ever more dire
And sad folks dressed up like Romos."

Best of all, this collection is great for football fans of all faiths! You can even enjoy the Hanukkah hit "Romo Romo Romo!"

"Oh, Romo Romo Romo
An All-Pro, so they say
But when it's cold and snowy
My Romo cannot play."

Call now! This offer is good only to the end of the month!

And then not again until next December!

Cowboys fans, add $175 for shipping and handling, because Jerry Jones would like to gouge you any way he can.
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