re: What was Les' post game interview with the sideline

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The questions and answers didn't match up. She looked frustrated.

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He was being polite. What he should have said:

"Erin, you moronic c*nt, if you knew the first thing about athletic competition, you would know that dwelling on your past triumphs and failures is the easiest way to lose the competition you're in today. Sure, we made some mistakes a week ago that cost us a game we could and should have won. But if we had spent half the time this week on the Ole Miss game that you and your idiot play-by-play announcers have spent in the last 3 hours, we would have had our asses handed to us by a pretty good Arkansas team. Now go back to your hotel room and take a shower. Maybe put some bubble gum in the keyhole first. And have a great day!"