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Top ten reasons I gave up my season tickets
10-no more fans blocking my view of the field by standing the entire game.
9-The so called fans who constantly get up and go to the restroom, concessions, etc. even during crucial plays in the game requiring me to stand up and let them pass.
8-Getting wet from the drink that was spilled on me by the so called fan on their way back to their seat.
7-Constant barage of profanity,bird flipping, and general obnoxious behavior.
6-Drunken fans on the highways trying to get home after the game.
5-Needed the funds for another project. (see #1)
4-H1N1
3-better game time weather conditions.
2-Great cooking at a much better price.
And the number one reason I gave up my LSU football season tickets.
I FINISHED MY HOME THEATER ROOM!

TOP 10 REASONS I KEEP MY LSU FOOTBALL SEASON TICKETS

10. Standing the entire game to watch my Tigers every single f'ing play..
9. Them stadium Sausage dogs are goood and I need to take a leak...too much beer at the tailgate.
8. Sharing my drink with other tiger fans
7. Getting emotional during the game. Wearing my feelings on my sleeve
6. Riding my bicycle back to my house after the stadium while being honked at by some uptight F
5. I haven't anything else to spend my money on. See #1.
4. Immunity building
3. I like rain and intense heat combined
2. Did I mention the sausage dogs?

And the number one reason I keep my LSU football season tickets

I LOVE THE F"ING TIGERS IN TIGER STADIUM AND CAN"T IMAGINE DOING ANYTHING ELSE WHILE ITS HAPPENING.

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This post was edited on 10/28/09 at 6:44 pm

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Posted by LSU GrandDad

houston, texas

Member since Jun 2009

21564 posts

Posted on 10/28/09 at 7:44 pm to Statestreet

you guys are hilarious. when i liven in NO, I had season tickets to both LSU and the Saints for about 5 yrs. i went to every friggin' game; count 'em, thats about 14 per year (never go to a preseason game) and i went whole hog every game, tail gating, eating drinking like crazy (i love the bloody mary's in the dome). when that 5 yrs was over, i was pretty well footballed out. but i say, enjoy like hell while you can!