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Worst written 2 paragraphs in history of LSU sports articles
Posted on 8/18/09 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 8/18/09 at 5:57 pm
quote:
Holliday grabbed the ball on one hop and began to motor, whooping with glee. Woods recovered with impressive alacrity and, as the heckling began from some of his teammates who witnessed the brazen heist, took off after Holliday. For a bit more than 10 yards, Woods actually managed to keep the distance between him and Holliday equal.
But then Woods pulled up short. At first it seemed he was either winded or realized the futility of his task, but then it became clear it was to grab Holliday's sandals, which had flown of the sprinter's feet.
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Shakespeare needs to take this down a notch.
This post was edited on 8/18/09 at 5:58 pm
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Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:00 pm to bnozzles
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whooping with glee
quote:
impressive alacrity
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brazen heist
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realized the futility of his task
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:00 pm to bnozzles
you've obviously never read Sir David Folse III
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:01 pm to bnozzles
Gay. 
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:03 pm to Maximus
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you've obviously never read Sir David Folse III
frick you, I have like 3 of his cookbooks.
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:04 pm to Maximus
quote:seen the latest from Kiffen?
Maximus
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:08 pm to bnozzles
Dude needs to realize his target audience and dumb it down a good bit
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:14 pm to Srbtiger06
quote:
Dude needs to realize his target audience and dumb it down a good bit
I wonder if someone here could translate this into South Louisianian?
I'll email it to him if posted. lol
This post was edited on 8/18/09 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:27 pm to bnozzles
Yo, I found a pic of the Whooping Holliday. I think there is only 1 of these cranes left in the world.
This post was edited on 8/18/09 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:28 pm to bnozzles
He lost me at Holiday.
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:52 pm to bnozzles
quote:
I wonder if someone here could translate this into South Louisianian?
That little short bastard caught the pigskin, and started hauling arse down the sideline. I be damned if that huge sumbitch didnt keep up for bout eight or six feet fore he fell gave up.
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:55 pm to WHATDOINO
quote:
That little short bastard caught the pigskin, and started hauling arse down the sideline. I be damned if that huge sumbitch didnt keep up for bout eight or six feet fore he fell gave up.
Much Better.
Posted on 8/18/09 at 6:58 pm to WHATDOINO
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that huge sumbitch didnt keep up for bout eight or six feet fore he fell gave up.
...because he made too many groceries
Posted on 8/18/09 at 7:01 pm to bnozzles
WTF lol
Posted on 8/19/09 at 1:23 pm to bnozzles
bump
Posted on 8/19/09 at 2:03 pm to WHATDOINO
quote:
That little short bastard caught the pigskin, and started hauling arse down the sideline. I be damned if that huge sumbitch didnt keep up for bout eight or six feet fore he fell gave up.
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