re: Lawsuit against LSU and Les Miles

My fav so far:

My civil and constitutional rights are being violated. Termini Bros Bakers sends cream cakes and pudding pies loaded with sugar and trans fat to the coast of Somalia for the Pirates. They then use international water to hijack ships. I'm not being fed. Termini Bros Bakery is bias against me because I'm friends with Joseph Travia. Travia can see how skinny I got, and he has god in him, and gives me any leftover crumbs or sugar he has, this is because noone is feeding me. My stomach is growling as I write this lawsuit. They have to feed the children. I still have the shreaded wheat in me. Last time I ate a hot meal was 3 years ago. I'm in solitary confinement. I get served expired Ensure. Termini is a United States company doing business with the pirates. I'm not being fed. This is a civil rights violation. You can see my ribs. Defendants took my pictures, but I submit as evidence my pictures at https://www.myspace.com/therealjonathanleeriches. I seek relief.