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Yankees 4 @ Red Sox 0; THE JUDGE R!!! Stanton HR, 2B, 3 RBI

Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:38 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8040 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:38 pm
The Most Successful Franchise in the History of Organized Sports, the AL East-leading New York Yankees travel to the racist cesspool of a city known as Boston to face the basement dwelling Red Sox in their dump of a stadium known as Fenway. Ben Rice has been one of the hottest hitters in baseball this year, but there is a storm warning in Boston tonight. The ground has been moving from the amount of Red Sux fans shaking in terror of what is to come: THE JUDGE has arrived, and he’s here to crank dongs and chew bubblegum. Too bad for the racists in Boston, because he’s all out of bubblegum! Once again our Commander in Chief looks to continue his ownership of this poverty franchise and stadium. The Punisher cannot be stopped! First pitch at 5:45 on TBS
This post was edited on 4/21/26 at 7:58 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8040 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 6:05 pm to
BIG G gets the scoring going, cranking a massive dong over that bush league gimmick of a left field wall! 1-0 Yankees!

Edit: bro just gave up a base hit to RANDAL GRICHUK! Who does that?
This post was edited on 4/21/26 at 6:07 pm
Posted by Tom Emanski Swagger
Akron
Member since Jul 2012
362 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 6:12 pm to
Upvoted for the Boston smack talk.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
68009 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 6:13 pm to
I love you Jerry, but
This post was edited on 4/21/26 at 6:14 pm
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5879 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 6:20 pm to
Yanks get to spank the Sux and then the Astros! This is about to be insufferable for Astros fans.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8040 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:09 pm to
Sissy walked him. He knew it would’ve been a LONG GONE DONG if it was anywhere close.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5879 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:13 pm to
It’s ok, Stanton brought him home. Judge’s gravity is real, folks.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8040 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:13 pm to
THE JUDGE SCORES!!!!! A 2 RBI double from BIG G brings home Captain America and Rosario; Yankees lead 3-0!
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5879 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:47 pm to
Judge with *another* base hit
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8040 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:57 pm to
Now Boston gives up an RBI double to Randal Grichuk. Imagine being more poverty than Randal Grichuk LMAOOOOOO!!!
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5879 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 8:15 pm to
Are you feeling a DONG in the ninth?
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8040 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 8:18 pm to
Sissies walked him again. Poverty franchise.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5879 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 8:19 pm to
Pansies were scared of a DONG. It’s ok, expect a DONG tomorrow
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8040 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 8:31 pm to
Ballgame over! Yankees win! THHHEEEEE Yankees win!!!

Posted by JimTiger72
LA
Member since Jun 2023
18641 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:14 am to
Imagine the mental state you have to be in to create multiple alters & start a thread just to reply to yourself

Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
8040 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 10:09 am to
Can’t be as bad as your mental state since LSU brought back Will Wade
Posted by Translator
Member since May 2025
863 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Imagine the mental state you have to be in to create multiple alters & start a thread just to reply to yourself



I mean, who didn't do that when they were in high school?
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