re: Recruiting Assistance Team (RAT Squad) (revised)

I nominate myself.

I have a BA in Psychology (so I can spot a rantard from miles away), have good interpersonal skills, and am proficient at using the internet and ignoring my real job. I don't have the inside dope on recruits or memberships on premium sights, and if that's a must for the position then you can eat me. I like ballroom dancing, long walks on the beach, and ping pong. I look forward to new experiences and promise to meet the challenges of this position with excitement and a determination to better myself, and in doing so, hope to better the recruiting board at Tigerdroppings... or at least provide a few laughs by chastising those who deserve it. Gentleman (and ladies), thank you for your time. Godspeed.

For your consideration... CTex Tiger.

Change you can believe in... jackasses.