Trump groped me too thirty-one years ago

I always remember it as something different. I always remember it as the two friends my mother was babysitting telling me to sit in the middle of the see-saw(???) on the swing set. My nuts got pinched and it hurt really bad and I blamed my two friends. Now that the election is two weeks away I finally remember clearly that Donal Trump showed up that day and pinched my nuts. Then he used a MIB neurolizer to re-write my memories