re: Daily Cannabis Use Outpaces Daily Drinking in the U.S., Study Says

Alcoholics smell good. Average folks seek them out to learn from their witty observations. While consuming alcohol nobody ever becomes irrationally angry and ultra violent. The drunkard is a chivalrous man who respects a woman’s body. Drinking alcohol is the first step in making positive decisions with better than expected outcomes.

In particular the consumption of alcohol is a blessing to the nails and teeth of the the community bastion.