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re: What's your most desperate hookup story?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:55 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Posted on 5/8/24 at 8:55 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
When I was 17-18 or so this older guy I knew dated this chick who we all drooled over, she was blond big boobs and drove a Camaro.
In our eyes she was the best looking girl in town but 4-5 years older than us.
Fast forward about 20 years (and 3 kids/divorce) I ran into her at a bar, I was shite faced, went home with her, smashed it along with going down on her .
I woke up the next morning with a 250 lb disgusting hog, no car to leave in and period blood all over me and the bed. Sorry arse ho let me do all that and she was on her freaking period.
When I finally got to my car she started calling 40-50 times a day, home /work/cell . I ended up cussing her out and blocking her number.
nasty MF'er
In our eyes she was the best looking girl in town but 4-5 years older than us.
Fast forward about 20 years (and 3 kids/divorce) I ran into her at a bar, I was shite faced, went home with her, smashed it along with going down on her .
I woke up the next morning with a 250 lb disgusting hog, no car to leave in and period blood all over me and the bed. Sorry arse ho let me do all that and she was on her freaking period.
When I finally got to my car she started calling 40-50 times a day, home /work/cell . I ended up cussing her out and blocking her number.
nasty MF'er
Posted on 5/8/24 at 1:23 pm to The Torch
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I woke up the next morning with a 250 lb disgusting hog, no car to leave in and period blood all over me and the bed. Sorry arse ho let me do all that and she was on her freaking period.
Whatever you were drinking that night…. I’d bet you never drank it again
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:06 am to The Torch
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When I was 17-18 or so this older guy I knew dated this chick who we all drooled over, she was blond big boobs and drove a Camaro. In our eyes she was the best looking girl in town but 4-5 years older than us. Fast forward about 20 years (and 3 kids/divorce) I ran into her at a bar, I was shite faced, went home with her, smashed it along with going down on her . I woke up the next morning with a 250 lb disgusting hog, no car to leave in and period blood all over me and the bed. Sorry arse ho let me do all that and she was on her freaking period. When I finally got to my car she started calling 40-50 times a day, home /work/cell . I ended up cussing her out and blocking her number.
You win
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