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re: If colors had emotions and could talk, what would they think about our perception of them?

Posted on 5/7/24 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 8:34 pm to
More importantly Chris, what if condiments could talk?

Would ketchup be too common?

Would Tabasco talk like a drunken coonass? (I know that's redundant)

Would Worcestershire sauce be able to pronounce itself?

Would Picante be undocumented?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37606 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 8:35 pm to
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Would Worcestershire sauce be able to pronounce itself?


Absolutely not. But I know it’s teeth would be fricked up
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
7358 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 8:36 pm to
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More importantly Chris, what if condiments could talk?


This is a great question, but who is chris?

If condiments could talk, I'd imagine Mayo would have the deepest voice of the Big 3. He isn't getting squeezed all the time so his vocal chords would be in tact.

Picante would rarely talk.
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12049 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 11:00 pm to
Could I have sex with a Forest Green Crayon?
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