re: Are boat launches some of the most comical places on earth?

Back in 2016 late in the afternoon I pulled up to the dock at Boopalus. Just tied my boat and was walking down the dock when this raggedy pontoon boat starts pulling in. A guy driving with two very rough looking female passengers.

One scrawny meth head female in a little dress stood up to step on the dock - and her foot slipped and she started falling, I went and grabbed her hand - to keep her from going in the water. And as she’s struggling to pull herself up on the dock, I realize she ain’t got a stitch of clothing on under her dress. Her naked arse cheeks were giving everybody a show they probably could have done without. This was one ugly female. She was so wasted- it didn’t faze her. Her legs were scratched up and bleeding. The pontoon driver said not one word and starts pulling away. Then she climbs on the dock and starts yelling and cursing at the guy and the girl in the pontoon.

Good times!