A little bit. A little bit. But probably not why you think. Has nothing to do with Jay. Or anybody else. Except maybe Chicken. Because as terrible as this website can be at times, it's better than this. You've obviously got some level of insight into the LSU baseball program, and for whatever reason, you've been treated as some sort of sacred cow here, not to be touched. Horse shite. Not on my watch, goddamnit. I don't give a frick if you are Blair Barbier, Ryan Theriot, Todd Walker, Aaron Nola, Paul Maneiri, Scott Woodward, or Skip fricking Bertman himself. Don't care if your passive aggressive, little dick drive-by nuggets of nonsense info is right or not, your c unty fricking schtick is chicken shite bullshite. And I am here to call it out for what it is. You're a fricking bitch. Say something if you have something to say or shut your fricking c unty mouth.

"IYKNY?" Posted un-ironically? And you're a grown man? Who thinks so highly of himself that you've convinced yourself we all sit around like baby birds just waiting for momma to drop a little chicken shite nugget of a clue so we can scramble around and try to decode it like Alan Turing and his WWII team of codebreakers? frick you, you ain't that important. Nobody gives a frick about your little hints. You're not getting any hand jobs for them. Except maybe from mikelb, but it doesn't really have anything to do with your posts. I'd just as soon print them out and wipe my arse with them as think I'd been gifted with the super secret, sacred knowledge of Naptime.

I was talking to my 10-year-old daughter about how girls can be catty little bitches, and I asked her if any of her friends use "IYKYK?" I told her a grown man posted it on here thinking he was being all cute and sly. She said, "what, is he some kind of fricking f@ggot?" 5th grade girls think that's literally gayer than getting fricked in the arse. DP'ed. With another one in your mouth. Well, of course she didn't use those words specifically, but I could tell the sentiment was the same.

My screen name is "Hot Carl," and I have almost 60,000 posts on here spanning over 20 years, and even I feel very comfortable calling you a pathetic, attention-whoring, please-look-at-me-ing, beta fricking bitch. Just like those same, annual whores who slut up the coaching changes board with all their precious and oh-so-secretive bullshite "sauces." frick you. frick your sauces. frick your father and his father before him. Stock full of fricking bitches. Drop your nuts and actually say something, or again, shut the motherfrick up. Your shine is shorn. C unt.

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