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re: What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke?

Posted on 3/27/24 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 10:38 pm to
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. I turn on the lights and koala bears skatter... but i dont want them to..

That and the one about limes floating. " if im ever on a boat and it sinks i will reach for a lime... im saved by the buoyancy of citrus"
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
2288 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 10:58 pm to
I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'. But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot of sh*t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.' I know this letter took a harsh turn right away.
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