re: Mystery pair of panties in my house

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Mrs. Wishn did reveal that she recalls them being black

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She remembers, and you basically didn't? She took them off of the user. But the fact you didn't pay much attention casts doubt. Any man that discovers underthings in his house he shares with a wife that he doesn't recognize, immediately, immediately goes into damage control and documentation mode. "I didn't know they were here!" "Is this from one of your friends?" etc. You essentially didn't react. Something is going on, somewhere.

Your wife is clearly not Latina, because if it wasn't her doing, you'd already be missing male body parts. She most certainly would stab your in your sleep, after trying to cut your face off.