re: Got fired today

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Mikita's Manager, Glen: Anything wrong, Davy?

Davy: Yeah, I got paid today.

Mikita's Manager, Glen: Yeah, I know what that's like.

Davy: No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these.

Mikita's Manager, Glen: Yeah, I know how that feels.

Davy: Know what I'd like to do?

Mikita's Manager, Glen: Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.

Davy: Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.

Mikita's Manager, Glen: Well, the world's a twisted place.

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