re: What do you like most and least about where you currently live?

I live in the small town of FuhQueue in MisterEffBeeEye parish, and I don’t really have anything bad to say about it. We’re on about 10 acres and don’t have much in the way of neighbors.

The worst: Our poor arse podunk town can’t keep the small road that leads to our private road in decent shape.

The best: No one can find our house. Pizza guys and new delivery drivers are always lost trying to find us. We’ve found packages at our back door, and there is no walkway to our backdoor from our driveway (but there is to the front door). The best we can figure is they parked in the subdivision on the far side of our property and walked through our extremely large yard to the back door.

Also good is that NO, BR, and LC are, roughly, at most a couple hours’ drive, so I can make day trips to see family and get better shopping. But I don’t have to put up with the crime and stupidity of a city. There’s 2 stoplights in my whole town. It’s like drivers’ heaven. I can understand why people get road rage when there’s a stoplight on every block and they never get anywhere because jackasses block intersections and drive like idiots.