re: Wife and food

When she says “you choose” either order something, pick up something or drive to a restaurant without telling her where you’re going. If you’re ordering or picking up, get her favorite thing and put it in front of her. She will eventually eat it. If going to a restaurant, park and refuse to leave until she decides where she wants to eat. Long story short, she’s going to be mad no matter what so just go with something you want to eat and deal with the consequences.

Good luck and God speed.