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re: Anyone got any good jokes?
Posted on 1/12/24 at 9:58 am to Minden tiger
Posted on 1/12/24 at 9:58 am to Minden tiger
Heard this one recently, not sure if it was from TD or Facebook. If TD I apologize for stealing a poster's joke.
A teacher is lecturing her 4th grade class, and says that humans are the only species that stutters.
Little Mary raises her hand and says, "I had a cat that stuttered."
The teacher, intrigued, asks Mary to tell the class more.
"Well, I was playing in my back yard with the cat. And next door was this mean old dog...and that dog, he saw my cat and made a run for the fence, and jumped it. Got into the yard. My cat saw the dog and said "FFFFF", "FFFFF", "FFFFF", and before she could say "frick", the dog ate her."
A teacher is lecturing her 4th grade class, and says that humans are the only species that stutters.
Little Mary raises her hand and says, "I had a cat that stuttered."
The teacher, intrigued, asks Mary to tell the class more.
"Well, I was playing in my back yard with the cat. And next door was this mean old dog...and that dog, he saw my cat and made a run for the fence, and jumped it. Got into the yard. My cat saw the dog and said "FFFFF", "FFFFF", "FFFFF", and before she could say "frick", the dog ate her."
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