re: Anyone got any good jokes?

Man goes into a bar and the bartender puts on the bar a man about 12 inches playing a tiny piano. Intrigued the man asks the bartender where he got the tiny man playing the tiny piano and the bartender replied that he found a bottle that had a genie in it and when he rubbed the bottle, the genie popped out and gave him one wish. The man asked if he could use the genie in the bottle and the bartender obliged. The man rubbed the bottle and the genie popped out. The genie told the man that he got one wish and the man asked for 1 Million bucks. The genie said, your wish is my command and poof, all over the bar were 1 million 12 inch deer. The genie disappeared and the man confused asked the bartender, hey man, is the genie hard of hearing and the bartender replied, you don't think that I wished for a 12 inch pianist do you!