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re: Jellyfish UAP Buzzing U.S. Base in Iraq
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:09 am to Naked Bootleg
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:09 am to Naked Bootleg
quote:Our creator is not the “god” of the Jews, Christians or Islam.
I’m not religious but I do believe we’re created by a higher power. Far too many coincidences to believe anything else.
The way I see it - God, aliens (not of this earth) could all mean the same thing. So this would be affirmation, not an existential crisis.
The religious god(s) were a nasty race of drug using, murderous space aliens called the Elohim as a whole or EL as individuals.
Gabri-EL, Micha-EL, Rapha-EL, Uri-EL, Jeremi-EL, Ari-EL, and so on.
Lucifer was originally Sami-EL but got pissed off in a tiff with the head of the Council, EL-ELYon (god most high) and rejected that title.
The brainwashed Jews named their country for them as Isra-EL.
They abused the Jews for thousands of years, resulting in the Jewish people having a bad case of Stockholm Syndrome to praise their abusers.
As galactic radiation levels began changing and reducing their vitality, most left. A few stragglers were killed by our ancestors a couple of thousand years ago, leading to our current celebration of No-EL.
The biblical gods are nasty, adrenochrome huffing bastards that treat humans as cattle, I.e. the goyim.
Run if you see one sometime and regroup when you can
ETA: If you can’t get away, the proper greeting is, H’EL-LO as you bow or grovel. Alternatively it is acceptable to use the Polynesian version, EL-LO-HA.
This post was edited on 1/11/24 at 9:03 am
Posted on 1/14/24 at 12:39 pm to Bullfrog
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If you can’t get away, the proper greeting is, H’EL-LO as you bow or grovel.
Hello wasn’t used until the 1800s.
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