re: Man and his pet swan

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An African Grey parrot has a small head and brain, but can get vocabularies of over 600 words. Having had one, they do understand what they say. Tried to teach it to say, "I'm a stupid bird," but it was too clever for that. Hilarious bird.

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My brother worked at an exotic bird store in college. He would open up in the morning and hear the birds talking up a storm to each other. As soon as the key turned in the lock they would shut up. Some birds liked women and hated men, other birds vice versa.