re: Sneaking food/drinks into theater.

A buddy of mine and I took a small cooler into a theater when we were in college. It was filled with ice, vodka and Bloody Mary mix. My friend told the manager what looked like an ordinary cooler was actually a disinfection unit for the colostomy bag he was wearing. He offered to open it up for the manager to see, but “it was going to really stink.” “That’s okay, sir, enjoy the movie.”