re: Craziest online (or in-person) drunk purchase?

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Hummer H2

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I see your Hummer and raise... Got off a plane drunker than hell (I shouldn't have been allowed on the plane) at MSY. The person picking me up broke down on the North Shore and couldn't get me. I caught a taxi to the Chevy dealership on Vets and bought a fricking Corvette. Ended up selling it a year later at a huge loss after it sat unused.

I used to drink a LOT and did some dumb shite but this is one people refuse to let me forget.