re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

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Today marks the 32nd annual Thanksgiving tradition at my inlaws' house where the sound on the TV is muted all day regardless if we're eating at the table or not. The holiday rule in their house is the TV stays muted all day and everyone has to watch all the football games through delayed captions. HOWEVER...2023 has a new twist. We arrived at their house to find that the TV is not on today. They won't turn it on so it looks like this is how it will be moving forward with no football games. It's going to be a great day! LOL

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I couldn’t do it. No way.

Though apparently I have messed up and left my wife & daughter in the living room. They’ve turned on the dog show. Now I have to sit though this until they get distracted and I can turn it back to football.

By the way, the communist has come back in. He’s sitting over on the couch like he always does with his phone literally three inches from his face so he can see it. His wife (the one with hair dyed silver) is talking to my MIL about about some anime cartoon. It’s apparent silver hair cannot read people’s faces because I can see my MIL would rather drive bamboo spikes under her finger nails than listen to what silver hair is saying.

Ancient aunt has also just randomly declared, without being asked, that she hates having dogs inside because they’re “disgusting, filthy, and shite everywhere”.