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re: MRI...Anyone ever had one?
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:02 am to CrappyPants
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:02 am to CrappyPants
open MRI baw
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Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:19 am to MaxxPain2
Open does not take good pictures. You will also be in there longer. We give anesthesia for patients every day for MRIs. The new machines aren't so tight and can hold up to a 550lb person. Still there are people every day that can't do it.
Posted on 11/15/23 at 9:36 am to MaxxPain2
My fishing buddy started OpenMRI in Houma. I had one scheduled and when I arrived they didn’t even have an OpenMRI machine. The tech told me it was always broken and they got rid of it.
I couldn’t handle the tube. They gave me Xanax and everything went fine.
A few weeks later my friend and I were fishing and I asked him why they don’t they fix their fricking OpenMRI machine.
He laughed and said “That machine is gone forever. It was too slow. The tube makes the cash register ring more often. It makes better pictures and a bunch more money. “.
I couldn’t handle the tube. They gave me Xanax and everything went fine.
A few weeks later my friend and I were fishing and I asked him why they don’t they fix their fricking OpenMRI machine.
He laughed and said “That machine is gone forever. It was too slow. The tube makes the cash register ring more often. It makes better pictures and a bunch more money. “.
This post was edited on 11/15/23 at 9:37 am
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