re: Dumb things that piss you off

Everything. But mostly people not giving a shite. Its like the world doesn't want to follow rules anymore.
Saw a dumbass woman let her dog piss in a small beautiful garden by a highly traffic restaurant area in a nice city. Sign said "please don't water our plants" with a dog pissing with a circle and line through it. She didn't care. Dog pissed all over the place. There was grass not a few feet away. fricking count.
People who run stop signs, then flip you off when you dare honk when they almost hit you. fricking stop dickbag.
People who leave their trash cans out on someone elses lawn for days after pick up. Roll it in motherfricker.
Mail in my mailbox that's not mine. Its the street over or behind me. Read goddamn mail man!
Left lane for passing only. Signs all over highway. Retards that don't move. Get your fat ugly arse out of the way!
Boarding A group. Please line up. C motherfrickers line up. Can't you hear you stupid bastards?
Lawn crews mowing lawns at 6am on a Saturday. I will break your lawn mower and shove the blade up your arse! Noise laws!
Etc. Etc. Etc.