re: What’s the wildest thing you’ve even seen in person

In the early 90’s my now wife was working at a western clothing store next to I-10 in Orange Texas. The road on that exit is Simmons drive which was known to have druggy street walkers back then due to all the plant baw traffic on that road. Anyway I was visiting her at work one day during the summer and we walked outside to talk. We saw this truck pull over in the side of I-10 and this skank got out and started giving herself a whore vagina bath with what looked like napkins or wet wipes she pulled out of her purse. Next thing we see is her take off running across the interstate for some unknown reason (probably high as frick) and just get centered by a 18 wheeler. You could see pieces of her flying through the air. Was truly fricked up.