re: What's the most ridiculous thing a woman has gotten mad at you for?

Had a waitress call me honey at a random arse restaurant on vacation and when we left she got all mad “so, how do you know her?”

Also the same ex got pissy when I left a generous tip to an attractive waitress because she honestly did a good job. “You must have liked how she looked” and “why don’t you run off with your little whore waitress” for the next 2 days

It got where I prayed that I’d get a man or an old woman as a server when we went on a dinner date. That relationship didn’t last long