re: What's the most ridiculous thing a woman has gotten mad at you for?

Oh man there are so many...

Told a joke she didn't get, thought it was about her somehow, then held it against me for weeks before allowing me to clarify and explain. That was fun.

Something in a damn dream.

Asking for sex.

Asking for help from her and the kids when I was doing all the house chores.

Something a friend of hers completely made up.

I'll come up with more if I get bored later. Funny now but at the time it sucked.