re: How does Florida get rid of a plague of pythons?

Hold a python olympics every year, and ship about 100,000 of the illegal immigrant crossings that year to the Everglades. Equip each immigrant with a machete. If you come away with a dead python head, turn it into the authorities and get citizenship. If not, you have to go back.


It’s kind of like the military draft that real Americans had to go through, except now its with benefit-seeking Americans and all they have to do is kill a snake. At least it incentivizes something. I know, I’m crazy.