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re: Partnering with friend(s) on a camp/boat
Posted on 4/19/23 at 8:22 am to Shut Up Mulllet
Posted on 4/19/23 at 8:22 am to Shut Up Mulllet
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Nobody wants to go the the camp to hear your old lady bitch and complain. And she does , if you think so or not.
She does...they all do. It is in their DNA. Nothing sets them off like seeing a man enjoying himself while not doting on them.
A bunch of us were sitting around the marina one evening after fishing, smoking cigars and drinking beer...in other words doing just about the best thing known to man with your clothes on. One of the dudes there had sold a bait freezer to another dude there and the thing had tripped a GFCI and you could smell it a mile away with the door closed. The wife of the guy that bought it was PISSED off about that freezer. Kept on about it, telling the man who sold it he as anything other than a son of god. He finally had enough and said "Hell, if I wanted to listen to a count run her mouth I could stay at the house.....". Complete silence. She asker her husband "are you going to put up with that???". Husband replied "he didn't call ME a count, he called you a count because youre acting like a count". She took to that man like a spider monkey....you ain't ever seen the like of it....I mean like a wild animal...leapt over 2 picnic tables longways to get at him...almost like the Alabama lady taking to the Oklahoma fans but way more athletic! We got them separated about the time the police showed up. They were divorced in about 90 days. Women and boats can be a bad mix....
Posted on 4/19/23 at 10:07 am to AwgustaDawg
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He finally had enough and said "Hell, if I wanted to listen to a count run her mouth I could stay at the house.....". Complete silence. She asker her husband "are you going to put up with that???". Husband replied "he didn't call ME a count, he called you a count because youre acting like a count".
Definitely don't share anything with friends like this. JFC.
Posted on 4/19/23 at 6:11 pm to AwgustaDawg
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He finally had enough and said "Hell, if I wanted to listen to a count run her mouth I could stay at the house.....". Complete silence. She asker her husband "are you going to put up with that???". Husband replied "he didn't call ME a count, he called you a count because youre acting like a count".
Now that’s a true friend there
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