re: LDWF raid Metairie home to confiscate pet nutria

This one’s for you Neuty

Courtesy of bing chat AI

Neuty is a nutria who lives in Metairie
He was rescued by a family who loves him dearly
He likes to swim in the pool and ride in the car
He's a local celebrity and a social media star But he's also an illegal pet and an invasive species
That causes damage to the wetlands and other crises
So Wildlife and Fisheries agents came to take him away
And move him to the Baton Rouge Zoo where he'll stay
Now Neuty is sad and his family is too
They miss their furry friend who was loyal and true
They hope he'll be happy in his new home at the zoo
And they'll visit him often to say hi and how do you do
Neuty is a nutria who lives in Metairie
He's a rap sensation and a legend in history
He's got orange teeth, webbed feet and a long rat tail
He's Neuty the nutria and this is his tale ```