re: Things you don't know about women until you live with one

I've been married twice, neither of them have any vaginal odor.

The current wife is super healthy and eats zero junk food. But with all the fiber and protein she eats, she can clear a room with a fart.

She has zero ability to load a dish washer or parallel park. She can't really even back in to a spot, even though her bar has a nice back up camera.

And like most women she eats toilet paper best as I can tell.

And one I've learned after two marriages: you can make a woman happy, but you can't keep them happy. The expiration date on her happiness can be measured in minutes or hours, but rarely in days. It's almost like when they have been happy for too long, some warning bell goes off in their brain and they look for something to piss them off or make them sad. They are addicted to the full range of emotions and require a frequent ride through the feelings rainbow.

But they own 100% of the vagina and they smell and look nice. So here we are.