re: Next door neighbor horror stories

Not sure if this fits but I got a random roommate in grad school that was the most selfish a-hole I’ve ever encountered in my life. Guy’s mom worked at the apartment complex and he was getting section 8 and after he was fired from his job at the section 8 housing office, he spent his entire days on the couch watching MSNBC. Guy was dressing up as a drag queen and would leave women’s clothing around the apartment. Final straw was when he got a turtle that smelt like absolute shite. I moved into a 1 bedroom and never had a roommate again in my life.