re: Kids today asking for expensive Christmas gifts

I got this…I’m a child psychologist. First thing is give him a hug. Then beat the frick out of him…don’t hold back…bring the pain. This is called “tough love”. Once he’s unconscious take a break and have a few beers.

When he regains consciousness beat the frick out of him again…all the while saying “this is hurting me more than you”.

Once he’s unconscious again use a Sharpie to draw a dick on his face. This is exerting your dominance and and actually is a first step in bonding with him.

Once he regains consciousness beat him with a bar of soap wrapped in a towel. This represents cleanliness. All the while screaming “here’s your GD PlayStation 5 you ungrateful frick”.

Punch him in his nuts and you’re done. He won’t be asking for a PS5 and you’ll be much closer.

You’re lucky…I charge big money for this advice. You’re welcome.