re: How close have you come to winning a Darwin Award

Had seizure doing 80 on an interstate. Swerved into the other lane into oncoming traffic flipped a few times and was down in a ravine. Only a little burn from the airbags and some whiplash. Thank God for Volvos and finding a doctor that got that shite under control. Without modern medicine I would have been considered a demon witch as a child. Exercisms would have been performed and I probably would have died of status epilepticus before adulthood.

I guess some folks helped me kick the Darwin award's arse.