re: Greenworks 60V push mower

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Even the subject of grass mowing is politicized now!

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Net is a longtime member of the LTD (lower the deck) movement. He eventually moved to a postion of power within his local HOA and decried "equal mow times for all", while himself using funds of the Motherhood (Mother Neighborhood) to continue his LTD campaign and live like a lawn Oligarch drunk on nitrogen supplements.

Eventually, the peasants (as he called them) became wise to what was happening and revolted. They chopped off the heads of his prized sago palms and mowed down a row of his Russian Royal Sage as he watched helpless on his security cameras.

Since then they have sanctioned his use of potash and 13-13-13 which leads Net to rail on anyone using anything more than a sickle to tend their grass.