re: Weekend Murder Bowl Contest- Southern City’s Only New Orleans wins again!!!!!

One of my favorites I heard was last Summer when a call came across with a report of a "Crazy woman in a bra, jean shorts and no shoes, walking down the road carrying/swinging an axe." They looked for that damn woman for two hours before they found her. They hemmed her up in a wooded area behind a church. She had climbed a tree.